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Frazz Dazzler
1000 years ago, long before the birth of mankind, a squadron of sonically sinister, synthetic life forms, a.k.a. robots, left their home galaxy to roam the universe. They traveled trillions of space-miles and saw wondrous sights... all the while destroying clean guitar tones and ruining lives on a galactic scale.
The merciless robots left every guitar tone in their path utterly and horrifyingly murderized beyond recognition. Nothing was safe... humbuckers, single coils, solid states, vacuum tubes, any signal chain through any device - destroyed - loudly. They would have kept doing this for another 1000 years if not for one small detail they had overlooked... they underestimated exactly how hard Dr. Scientist likes to rock.
Turns out the robots' shocking and devastating form of sonic annihilation was exactly the kind of guitar tone that a team of Dr. Scientist Frazzonauts was trying to develop. So Dr. Scientist arranged a meeting with the robot leader... and killed him. And then he made the robots give Dr. Scientist Sounds the mystical and frightening knowledge of the dark side of fuzz…the far side of frazz... the FRAZZ DAZZLER!
The Frazz Dazzler is a truly unruly analog distortion device. A thick, wild, cutting, grinding, wall of fuzz that will crush your enemies and scare off werewolves - perfect for the extreme guitar tones of today's brave new world. And that's just on your clean channel!
Dr. Scientist knows you want a wild fuzz tone. You want to sound like a chainsaw... cutting the moon in half... while it's on fire. And you want controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus a cool looking, bright LED. And you want to see some cool looking robots! You owe it to yourself - and the universe - to check out a FRAZZ DAZZLER!
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50% Gain Single Note
0% Gain Single Notes
75% Gain Telecaster
75% Gain Power Chord
75% Gain Drop D
50% Gain Hi Notes
75% Gain Palm Mute
Moog Rogue Synthesiz
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Musictoyz.com Price $164.95
The Cleanness
The Audio Adjusticators of Dr. Scientist Sounds have been analyzing your guitar tone around the clock, from a secret laboratory located on a moon. We can't say which one. As of exactly right now, all reports are indicating your guitar tone needs a little tidying up. It needs a little bass over here... and a little treble over there... more midrange now... whoa, don't get crazy with it, less midrange now... and hey, some gain couldn't hurt either, you know. Lucky for you, we're prescribing... THE CLEANNESS!
The Cleanness is an all analog, high-impedance buffer, 3-band active equalizer, and great sounding booster all in one neat looking little package. The buffer keeps your tone strong and sparkly while the Lowness, Midness, and Highness controls let you dramatically alter the Bass, Midrange, and Treble. And after you've dialed in the coolest tone ever heard on this or any other planet, crank up the Loudness control til all those other planets agree that your tone rules!
Dr. Scientist knows you want to manipulate and tweak and fine tune and dial-in the coolest guitar tone ever. He knows you want to make that cool tone really loud also. And hey, there's nothing wrong with looking really awesome while doing all that, right? Right! So do yourself a favour and check out THE CLEANNESS!
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+Treb! +Mid! -Bass!
+Bass! +Treb! +Gain!
+Treb! -Bass! +Gain!
+ Bass! + Gain!
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Musictoyz.com Price $174.95
Woofer Wailer
There's a secret room in a secret Dr. Scientist Sounds facility located in a secret dimension... we keep our cool white coats and clipboards in there... along with the time-space barrier. The barrier is dialed in to a very special time and place... a magical era of guitar tones and flourescent green... 1980.
Ahhhh 1980... lawyers are driving Ferraris, legs are being kept warm by special thermal devices, and vacuum tubes are screaming. Or are they? Maybe it's just neat little green boxes that sound like screaming tubes... maybe these boxes are solid-state devices that are emulating the smooth and rich break-up of a vacuum tube amplifier, so pleasing to the ears...
Well, maybe a very sneaky Dr. Scientist Clonerizer was able to discover the secrets of the famous green boxes! But hey... there's no point in making something that's already been made... so we decided to make something that's a better something than that original something that was previously made... and then we decided to call it a WOOFER WAILER!
The Woofer Wailer is an analog overdrive unit that can take your guitar tone from gritty volume boost to fat, crunchy overdrive to loud, crispy distortion... with all kinds of awesome variations in between. With controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus 2 switch-able bass settings and 2 switch-able clipping settings, there are guitar tones in there that quite frankly would blow the mind of a person from 1980... even from 26 years away.
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waiiiil
waiiiiillllll
wailllaaalla
wailwail
*NOTE* Each pedal uniquely painted! Face design may vary from picture shown!
Musictoyz.com Price $174.95
The Tremolessence
About 3000 years from now, while vacationing in a dark corner of some dark galaxy, Dr. Scientist is going to invent some pretty cool shapes. Squares and triangles, to be exact. (You've maybe already heard of these shapes thanks to a mess-up involving certain time-space... things... but lawyers are involved and we can't say more.)
Dr. Scientist doesn't want to use these wild shapes just for neat looking pizzas though... he wants to make cool sounds with them! Sounds that will get quiet... then loud again... then quiet... then loud... Or maybe even sounds that will start... then stop... then start... then stop... at all kinds of different rates and with a fancy blinking light indicative of the aforementioned rates!
A special team of Dr. Scientist Tremolizers was given the task of harnessing the essences of squares and triangles, and then forcing that essence onto guitar tones. Their mastery of the shapes has culminated in... THE TREMOLESSENCE!
Dr. Scientist knows you've been searching... longing for a really versatile, transparent, and most importantly, noise-free, tremolo effect. One that made all the sounds the cool kids are into. Like gentle swells to full on/off chops. Plucky, piano-like attacks to slow fade-ins, and gated sounds that let almost none to almost all the sound through. One that would let you control the depth of the tremolo effect. One that would go really slow to really fast. One that doesn't have any annoying ticks. And definitely one that doesn't make your guitar signal seem quieter!
From classic to futuristic tremolo sounds with classically futuristic good looks, Dr. Scientist guarantees you'll find the essence of millions of awesome guitar tones inside THE TREMOLESSENCE!
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Slow Med Triangle
Fast Deep Triangle
Fast Medium Square
Deep Ramp Down
Deep Square Blips
tremsynthy
tremsyntht
*NOTE* Each pedal uniquely painted! Face design may vary from picture shown!
Musictoyz.com Price $184.95
Cosmichorus
Dr. Scientist would like to teach the whole universe to sing... in perfect harmony. That's probably not going to happen though - he's not even allowed back in this galaxy for another 400 years. So instead, he's decided he'd like to teach your guitar to sing... in perfect harmony... with itself... from space.
The sound effect chorus has a lot in common with the magical awesomeness of space. When one looks to the sky on a clear night, one sees many, many - literally, dozens - of stars, all being seen by one's eyes at the same time, but not all coming from the same place or time. These stars combine into a singular cool-looking thing... space. Now forget about all those boring stars and think about your guitar tone. Now think about many, many - ok, 1024 - instances of your guitar tone, all combining into a singular, cool-sounding thing... the magical awesomeness of... the COSMICHORUS!
In space there's a large number of amazing stars and planets and stuff like that... but that number is nowhere near as big as the number of amazing chorus sounds in a Cosmichorus! All the coolest chorus sounds in the universe - including way off the map and uncharted ones - are in this device...ready to make your guitar sing! The Cosmichorus does it all... from thick and lush to thin and sparkly to intense chorus sounds you aren't going to hear anywhere else on this planet... or other planets.
The Cosmichorus doesn't stop at giving you an incredible array of chorus sounds though... Dr. Scientist insists you have an incredible amount of control over the sounds too! Like being able to adjust the mix of the effect from barely audible to fully wet. Plus the ability to control the rate of the effect from really, really slow to really, really fast. And even the ability to control the actual delay time of the chorus effect... from light, almost flanger-like sounds to very thick, very heavy, fully saturated denseness!
Dr. Scientist knows you need a wild sounding chorus pedal. One that makes really cool and interesting chorus sounds. One that has a switch-able vibrato effect. And yeah... one with a neat looking, bright LED that glows in time with the chorus effect. One just like... the COSMICHORUS!
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The Lushness
Light Shimmer
Deeply Intense
Space Dolphinians
synthy
cosmosynth
sythmo
synthenstein
*NOTE* Each pedal uniquely painted! Face design may vary from picture shown!
Musictoyz.com Price $234.95
Sunny Day Delay
Oh those sunny days... you know the ones...you wish they could go on... and on... and on... and on... and on... andonandonandonandon...and on and on and on... well, you know, you wish they could repeat in lots of cool ways!
It's a good thing for you that Dr. Scientist Sounds has had a team of Time-Space Engineeronauts locked away in a neat time-space... facility... studying, harnessing, and mastering, the power of delay... delay... delay... delay... special for you! And because those guys we've got sealed up miss the outdoors so much, Dr. Scientist thought it would be nice to call it... the SUNNY DAY DELAY!
First things first, the Sunny Day Delay is an analog-sounding delay. That means it sounds warm and interesting and dynamic! Each repeat is sonically different from the one before it, with less treble and more noise or grit... but good noise or grit... the kind that sounds pleasantly analog!
Second things second, the Sunny Day Delay has some pretty cool tricks up its sleeve. How about endless repeats? How about just one, single repeat? Maybe a chorus effect on the repeats? Howsabout a half second (500ms)of warm, dreamy repeats? Maybe you prefer super fast, warbly chorus repeats? Well, yeah, it can do all that stuff... but now consider the fact that it doesn't even have arms or sleeves at all and we think you'll be pretty impressed.
With controls for delay rate, number of repeats, volume of repeats, and a switch-able chorus effect with rate control for the repeats only, the Dr. Scientist Delaygents guarantee the SUNNY DAY DELAY to offer a near endless variety of wildly cool delay sounds! Sounds! Sounds! Sounds! Sounds!
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Sweetly Slow
Single Repeat Rock
Subtley Slow
Space Surf
Slowly Sneaky
Repeats With Chorus
Scary Repeats
Loooong Knockin'
desynth
*NOTE* Each pedal uniquely painted! Face design may vary from picture shown!
Musictoyz.com Price $229.95
Radical Red Reverberator
Earth. The dawn of mankind. 10 trillion years ago. Cavemen... pterodactyls... unicorns. What did they have for sound effects? Cave reverb. It was ok, but they longed for more sonically complex ambient spaces. Yes, Dr. Scientist was there... yesterday... and yes, he's decided it's time for humanity to feel the comfort and warmth of really great sounding reverb!
The special team of Dr. Scientist Radicalizers, Redulators, and Reverbotizers want you to have more than just ancient cave reverb though... they want you to have 8 high quality, 24 bit digital reverb effects! Dr. Scientist insists we throw in a laser grid too... and a really cool name... something like... the RADICAL RED REVERBERATOR!
The RRR offers 8 great sounding, studio-quality reverb effects in 1 great looking, studio-quality enclosure. The reverb effects include spacious halls, small rooms, and the large plates of yester-year, with 2 switch-able decay time settings. You can adjust the mix of the wet and dry signals from fully wet to fully dry, and the level control puts a considerable amount of volume at your fingertips. The RRR is perfect at the end of an effects chain where some make-up gain and a touch of space might be desired... or perfect for setting up a sweet and subtle ambient reverb environment and then blasting it louder than everybody else!
Dr. Scientist knows you need some reverb... it's so cool and dense and dreamy sounding! And he knows you want your reverb to sound absolutely heavenly. With its high-impedance buffer, high-end audio op-amps, and 24-bit Analog-to-Digital and Digital-to-Analog converters, the Radical Red Reverberator will sound glorious anywhere in your signal chain or effects loop that you'd like some reverb. And with 8 complex and interesting sounding reverb effects to choose from, Dr. Scientist knows you're going to want reverb in all kinds of places!
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Long Dark Hall
Short Bright Hall
The Reverby Room
Plate On The Range
synthy
reverbsynthy
*NOTE* Each pedal uniquely painted! Face design may vary from picture shown!
Musictoyz.com Price $249.95
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